this is an entry dedicated to items that if i were to go on an rpg adventure for reals, would assuredly be in my backpack backpack.
1.the bible gun
premium parish polished prime philistine profligate punisher.
screw the two front teeth, the shrunken head, the elvis digipack album,(double album), this thing has been the apple of mine eye for so long. plus i can hunt vampires with it.
2.paper grocery bags
what else would one need in their bag than more bags?
3.Egyptian Plagues
vermin and beasts, frogs, locusts, blood, hail, boils, all standard.
4.Schtop Sign
authoritarian as it is hexagonal.
5.mustache
diamonds? oh hellz no. a fake beard is a lady pharaoh's best friend.
6. Yoshi!
Doubles as transportation + peach picker. i'm definately going to get on this one right away.
7. the iBlogoscope Pro.
as advertised by j.rowland, whom is awesome,
"With the new iBlogoscope Pro you can wriggle blindly through the moist, decaying flesh of free information just like the maggot you are. Three hundred and sixty degrees of things you never really needed to know about."
awesome.
hmm
what else can i put in there?
besides appleseeds.
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